Epic excuses to turn your short weekend into long weekends

  • Flu, Flu, Flu – Tell your boss you have the Flu and because you are so concerned about everyone’s health at your workplace that you can’t possibly come to work and make every one down with flu too.
  • Fell down the staircase – and obviously sprained my foot. Can’t walk straight anymore or think for that matter of fact. Well if you know what I mean.
  • Eye check up – Tell them you are probably losing your eye sight, and really need to see the doctor, which of course only sits in the morning hours.
  • My pet died – my adorbs totally cuddly dog passed away last night. I need to put him to rest and do the last rituals properly. And plus I’m super sad because my only friend is lost. Seriously can’t come to work today.
  • Roomie feeling sick – My family away from family isn’t well and its imperative that I take him/her to the hospital with out any delay and take care of them.
  • Got locked out of house – well I was very casually out in my shorts, taking out the garbage and the wind blew so bad (because I live on the 10th floor) that it shut my door and now I’m locked out of my house. Thank God I atleast had my phone in hand to inform you, you know.
  • 7. Don’t have a boat – it’s raining cats and dogs and you obviously can’t swim to work in such a bad weather. I know right? P.s. please make sure it’s rainy season while making this excuse. Promise?
  • Roomie feeling sick – My family away from family isn’t well and its imperative that I take him/her to the hospital with out any delay and take care of them.